Bird

Suddenly we heard a loud thud on our back window.

The Princess went running and yelled, 

"It's a bird!  It hit the window and it's laying in the yard.  I can see it breathing really fast.  I am going out to take a look!"

I said, "Don't touch the bird."

Pshwaaaaaa....

I'm not sure why I wasted good air.

She said, "Oh, I won't!"